3-5 p.m., Saturday, September 9, in the Connector. Scones, shortbread, cucumber sandwiches and other quintessential Victorian teatime treats. $12.50 for adults; $5 for children; free for dolls and Teddy bears; $25 for white rabbits and doormice. Hats, the madder the better, are encouraged! A benefit for St. Matthieu’s School in Haiti. For more information, please contact Mary Hocken at firstname.lastname@example.org.